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FREE · 15 MINUTES · NO PITCH · NO FOLLOW-UP SEQUENCE
A 15-minute audit of your highest-traffic page. You'll get your real page speed revenue data, an AI-predicted heatmap of where visitors actually look, and three AI-generated headline alternatives benchmarked against your existing copy. Delivered personally by a 13-year Glasgow CRO operator. No pitch, no follow-up sequence. Just the audit, then your decision on what to do with it.
Book your free CRO audit →Endorsed by Neil Patel (CrazyEgg) and Noah Kagan (AppSumo) · Featured in the Shopify Enterprise Blog 2026 · Nominated, Digital Doughnut Marketing Agency of the Year 2021 · Companies House registered Scottish Ltd since 2013
WHAT YOU ACTUALLY GET IN THE 15 MINUTES
We pull your Core Web Vitals (LCP, INP, CLS) from Google's PageSpeed Insights and translate them into pounds-and-pence revenue lost. Not a PageSpeed score. Actual recovered-revenue maths. The BeeFriendly Skincare engagement (Ezra Firestone brand, 2017) started with this exact diagnostic. After a 2.24-second page-speed reduction the per-visitor value moved from $1.28 to $29.03, bounce rate fell from 82% to 38%, and annual revenue grew from $48K to $1.45M.
We run your hero, fold, and CTA placement through an AI attention model that predicts where visitors look first. You'll see what visitors actually look at, where they get stuck, and where the dead zones are. No 4-6 week wait for a Hotjar sample to mature. We use the AI heatmap as the starting hypothesis, not the answer.
We pull three alternative H1s benchmarked against your existing hero. Each one is generated by our OperatorAI methodology, not generic ChatGPT, and scored on clarity, specificity, and conversion-friction reduction. Most clients ship one of the three within 30 days. The ones that don't ship use the alternatives as a control to A/B test their existing copy against.
Chris McCarron, founder of GoGoChimp Ltd, runs every audit personally. 13 years of CRO operator experience. Creator of the OperatorAI methodology. Endorsed publicly by Neil Patel (CrazyEgg co-founder) and Noah Kagan (AppSumo founder). Featured in the Shopify Enterprise Blog 2026, quoted on lazy loading and page speed engineering.
Not a junior analyst, not an account manager, not an outsourced contractor reading from a template. The same operator who scopes your audit is the operator who'd run your tests if you choose to engage further.
WHAT AUDIT-LED ENGAGEMENTS HAVE SHIPPED
Every client below started with this same 15-minute audit. Each chose to engage further afterward. Their results, with verifiable archive proof.
Audit identified weak product page hero. 30 days later: 3.4% → 16.9% conversion rate (~5× revenue, same traffic).
Audit caught a critical page-speed regression. After a 2.24-second reduction: per-visitor value $1.28 → $29.03, bounce rate 82% → 38%, annual revenue $48K → $1.45M.
Audit revealed a broken B2B signup flow. 30 days later: 0.12% → 7% conversion (58× lift).
Audit identified cart-drawer friction. 11 days later: monthly revenue tripled.
The audit is genuinely free. Implementation is a separate engagement. Here's exactly how it splits.
QUESTIONS BUYERS ASK BEFORE BOOKING THE AUDIT
Genuinely free. No catch, no hidden upsell, no follow-up sequence. Some audit-takers hire us afterward. Most don't. Either is fine. The audit is genuinely useful whether you engage further or not. You can book it, take the deliverables, and never hear from us again.
About 15 minutes for the live walkthrough, plus 24-48 hours for us to prep your deliverables before the call. Most clients book the slot, get the deliverables emailed 30 minutes before, and walk into the call already half-briefed. We don't waste your time explaining what the audit is. We walk you through what we found.
Chris McCarron. Founder. 13 years of CRO operator experience. Creator of the OperatorAI methodology. Not a junior analyst, not an account executive, not an outsourced contractor. Direct line: 0141 463 6875 (Glasgow business hours). Wikidata-verified entity Q139585911 if you want to vet credentials before booking.
For ecommerce: stores doing £30K+/month online revenue. Below that, A/B testing struggles to reach statistical significance and the AI headline alternatives can't be properly tested. For B2B SaaS: 10K+ monthly visitors with a clear conversion event (signup, trial, demo). If you're under those thresholds, the audit's still useful but the headline-test portion will be advisory rather than testable.
Not in the 15-minute audit. That's audit only. Implementation is a separate engagement: Sprint (£2,500 one-off, 2 weeks), Growth (£2,500/month, 3-month minimum), or Scale (£5,000/month with 90-day performance guarantee). The audit doesn't obligate you to any of them. Many audit-takers implement the findings themselves with their existing dev or marketing team.
No. We pull page speed data from Google's PageSpeed Insights (public API), generate the AI heatmap from your live URL (no install), and create the headline alternatives from a screenshot of your current hero. You don't need to grant access to GA4, Hotjar, GTM, or any analytics tool. We're not asking for credentials.
Yes. That's the explicit deal. The audit is delivered as a one-page summary plus the three deliverables, with no obligation to continue. Most audit-takers either implement the findings themselves or hire a different agency. Both are fine outcomes. The audit is genuinely valuable independently of any engagement that might follow.
Click "Book your free CRO audit" on this page. You'll get a calendar link to pick a 15-minute slot in the next 7 days. We'll email you a quick form (URL of the page you want audited, your role, your traffic stack) before the call so we can prep deliverables. The form takes 2 minutes; the audit prep takes us 24-48 hours.
Book the 15-minute slot. We'll prep the page speed revenue data, AI heatmap, and three headline alternatives, then walk you through them in plain English. No pitch, no follow-up sequence. Just the audit, delivered by a 13-year Glasgow CRO operator who has shipped wins for Enzymedica (~5× revenue), BeeFriendly Skincare ($48K → $1.45M from page-speed engineering), EM360 (58× B2B conversion lift), and Helix Binders (revenue tripled in 11 days).
Book your free CRO audit →| Companies House | GoGoChimp Ltd · Scotland · Formed 2013 |
| Registered office | 8 Cheviot Drive, Newton Mearns, Glasgow G77 5AS |
| Phone | 0141 463 6875 (Glasgow business hours) |
| chris@gogochimp.com | |
| Wikidata | Q139585911 (Chris McCarron) · Q139585936 (GoGoChimp) |
A 60-second AI scan shows which page-speed issues are leaking conversions on your homepage, and the £/month each one is costing your revenue.
✓ Built on Build Grow Scale's 347-store CRO research
✓ Avg 28-34% lift (expert-led AI CRO benchmark)
✓ Free, no signup